Things to do in an Elevator

Next time you step into an elevator, try something new...

• Push every single button for every single floor.
• When the elevator starts moving, wrap your arms around the waist of another passenger and say "Hold me. I'm scared."
• Lie down. If the elevator is especially crowded, ask people to move. Then lie down.
• Put your hands in someone else's pockets. Then say, "Oh, excuse me. I thought those were mine."
• Eat Pop-Rocks.
• Belch. Loudly. Observe.
  
• Fart. Quietly. Observe.
• Bark.
• Face the inside of the elevator.
• Ask the guy next you if "that rash ever cleared up?"
• Start humming the tune to "Bonanza". Get progressively louder with each segment of the song.
  
• Start a mosh pit.
• Take off your shoes.
• Bring a drink. Every time you take a sip, exclaim "Ahhhhhhh" and smack your lips.
• Duck suddenly.
• Breakdance.